April Fools day: Top Jokes about Dogs and Cats


Hey pet pals and pranksters! April Fool's Day is just around the corner, and it's the purr-fect time to pull off some hilarious pranks on our furry friends. Check out our list of top pet jokes to have a roaring good time this April Fool's Day!

  • What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador
  • What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  • ​​What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take the dog?!"
  • What does the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
  • What’s it called when all the treats are gone? A cat-astrophe.
  • What happened to the dog who ate nothing but garlic? His bark was much worse than his bite!
  • Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic!
  • What’s a dog's favorite city? New Yorkie!
  • Why don’t you want to play board games with a cat? They tend to be cheetahs.
  • What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog? A rocker spaniel!
  • When cats don’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? “See ya litter!”

Get ready for a day filled with laughter and tail wags—it's time to prank our pets and make some memories!

  1. The Invisible Treat Trick: Watch your pet's confusion as you pretend to toss treats in the air, but secretly keep them hidden!
  2. The Mysterious Meowing Mystery: Set up a hidden speaker to play meowing sounds and enjoy your cat's bewilderment as they search for the source.
  3. The Toy Swap Shenanigans: Swap out your pet's favorite toy with a similar-looking one and see how long it takes them to notice the switcheroo.
  4. The Fake-Out Food Fiasco: Mix some harmless substitutes with your pet's food and watch their reaction when they realize their dinner looks a little different.